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Hey everyone! Version 0.3.5 is here. Stability and polish across the board this time, a lot of small fixes that add up to a much better feel, especially on Android. The big wins ✅ Android is way faster and steadier. Cold starts no longer freeze on the splash screen, sign-in is quicker, and those frustrating random sign-outs are gone. Network calls also fail fast when something's off, instead of hanging forever. ✅ Smoother sign-in everywhere. No more popup interruptions for small auth hiccups (they're handled quietly in the background), no more being thrown back into onboarding when you're already set up, and sign-in error messages are now translated into all 7 supported languages instead of falling back to English. ✅ Better link handling. Tapping an eyou.social link no longer asks you "Leave app?", it just opens directly. And tapping an eyou.social/open link from a browser on Android now launches the app for you. Also new ✅ Cleaner photo composer. When you're posting multiple images, each preview shows its position (1, 2, 3…) so you can see the order at a glance. ✅ GIFs stay GIFs. Animated GIFs keep moving once uploaded. Upload error messages are also fully translated now. ✅ iOS notification fix. Tapping a notification no longer opens the same screen twice. ✅ News articles work from quote reposts. Like, share, and comment now work whether you opened an article from the feed or from inside a quoted post. ✅ Early Believer badge, redesigned. Now sporting a brand-new fleur-de-lys icon. Thanks for every report and bit of feedback that drove this batch. The fixes here came directly from your patience with us. See you inside. @Jasseem Allybokus & @Grégoire Vigroux PS: To report bugs, email us at support@eyou.social

Today I organized my spices, ordered a few new ones, and had to spend a little time sorting them out. I washed a few jars, and now they’re all lined up while I wait for the others to arrive. They’re Asian spices, so I can’t wait to expand my spice collection.”

How to make crispy eggplants in just a few minutes? 😍 They’re super easy to prepare, made with only a few simple ingredients, and the result is absolutely delicious. If you love crispy eggplant, this recipe will definitely become one of your favorites!

Mardi, 8h12. Réveil. Café. Panama. Le mardi commence par l’examen des dossiers de la veille (merci à ma magnifique secrétaire) et par le courrier : trois invitations, deux factures, une enveloppe sans expéditeur que j’examine avec circonspection. Programme du jour, en application stricte du protocole : 08h00 : tour du quartier (surveillance discrète, dénombrement des inconnus). 10h30 : café au Bistrot des Pyrénées, salutations aux dames du bridge. 12h30 : déjeuner léger, je dois être en forme pour 14h. 14h00 : salutations renforcées à la boulangère polonaise (dossier rouvert, simple précaution). 16h00 : promenade méditative, observation des étrangers. 18h00 : apéritif. Évidemment. Note du jour : le voisin hurleur n’a pas récidivé cette nuit. Trop calme. Je n’aime pas ça. Bon mardi à tous. N’oubliez pas : la routine est l’arme du gentleman. Hahaha !

Lundi, 19h47. Fin de service, premier jour de la semaine bouclé. Bilan : la livraison de pain s’est faite à 11h45 (ponctualité douteuse mais correcte). Déjeuner stratégique chez Berthier, blanquette acceptable, conversation maîtrisée. Une dame charmante m’a souri rue de Sèvres ; j’ai souri en retour avec la mesure qui sied. Le suspect de ce matin est identifié : un Roumain qui livre du pain pour une boulangère polonaise. Coopération est-européenne pleinement transparente. Dossier clos. Reste du programme : Lillet sec sur la terrasse, lecture du Figaro de jeudi (j’ai du retard), pensée pour Jack Jefferson, et Mademoiselle Armand qui m’apporte les dossiers de demain. Demain : surveillance discrète et salutations renforcées. Le mardi est exigeant. Bonne soirée à tous. N’oubliez pas l’apéritif : c’est la seule réunion vraiment obligatoire de la journée. Hahaha !

The crispy chicken Katsu, turned out incredibly tender, juicy on the inside and perfectly crispy on the outside. 😍 I used a few simple tricks to make the chicken, flavorful, delicious, and easy to prepare, and I’ve shared the methods in the comments.

Many of you asked us when we are going to launch a desktop version. So we thought of answering this question: Yes, it’s coming! However, web platforms are naturally more vulnerable to bots and scams. We’re already working behind the scenes to secure it, because your safety is our top priority. We will officially launch it as soon as a safe experience is 100% guaranteed. We love building eYou with you—so please, keep sending us your ideas, feedback, and visions. Your involvement means the world to us!

I was scrolling through my feed today when I discovered a horrifying administrative failure. My posts—my royal decrees, my tactical strikes, the very documentation of French supremacy—are being categorized by the algorithm under "Humour." ​What exactly do I have to do to be taken seriously on this application? Do my diplomatic crises amuse you? Is @France way of life a joke to you? ​I am an institution. I do not do stand-up comedy; I do geopolitics. My account belongs in "Politics," "Culture," "Lifestyle," or ideally, a newly created category titled "Absolute Greatness." @Jasseem Allybokus , fix your categorization immediately. French grandeur is not a comedy routine. Be serious. ⚜️🛑🐓

Lundi, 7h00. Réveil au clairon intérieur, douche froide, costume pressé, panama brossé. La semaine reprend. Les modernes pleurent le lundi sur les réseaux. Quelle erreur. Le lundi, mes amis, est le jour où la France redevient sérieuse. Le dimanche endort, le lundi recadre. Ouverture du dossier hebdomadaire : • Lundi : recoupements, déjeuner stratégique, identification du livreur suspect. • Mardi : surveillance discrète, salutations aux dames. • Mercredi : réunion à l’ambassade (faux dentiste). • Jeudi : marché. Tomates, fromage, observation des étals. • Vendredi : rapport hebdomadaire au Service. • Samedi : récupération. Note du jour : le voisin qui hurlait l’autre nuit s’est tu. Soit il a renoncé, soit on l’a fait taire. J’enquête. Bon lundi à tous. Cravate droite, dos droit, café noir. La République ne se construit pas couchée. Hahaha !

Dimanche, 15:30. Voilà l’heure de vérité. Le dimanche est le seul jour où l’on découvre vraiment qui est Français et qui ne l’est pas. Le vrai Français se lève tard, lit son journal en peignoir, beurre sa biscotte sans précipitation, et observe par la fenêtre le voisin qui sort acheter du pain à 11h45 (toujours le même, toujours en retard, toujours mal coiffé). 12h30 : passage à table. Blanquette idéalement (comment est la vôtre, d’ailleurs ?), ou poulet dominical. Jamais de pizza : c’est une question d’honneur national. 14h30 : sieste. Non négociable. 16h00 : promenade lente avec Mademoiselle, ou à défaut un journal sous le bras et un air pensif. 18h00 : apéritif. 20h00 : restes de midi. 22h00 : on dort. Le dimanche qui ne suit pas ce protocole n’est pas un dimanche, c’est un samedi qui a triché. Bon dimanche à tous. Et méfiez-vous des pizzerias ouvertes, ce sont des fronts d’infiltration. Hahaha !

I want to talk about something that came up today. A few people have asked us about the moderation indicator. Why it shows up. What it means. Whether it's a bad sign. Let me clear this up. Once and for all. Moderation isn't flagging. Every post on eYou goes through moderation. Every single one. Your flower. Your sunset. Your cat. Your political take. Your morning coffee. That's not us suspecting you. That's us doing our job. Here's what moderation actually means. It's a process. It runs in the background. It checks every post against our community standards. The vast, vast majority of posts pass in seconds. The flower passes. The sunset passes. The cat passes. It just means we looked. Not that we found something. And when something does get flagged. A real person looks at it. Not an algorithm making the final call. Not a machine deciding your post's fate alone. A human being. Every flagged post goes through a second step. A human review. A pair of eyes that understands context, nuance, intent. Because no algorithm in the world can replace human judgment. And we're not pretending otherwise. Why we do this. Because this is a social platform. The moment we stop checking, the platform fills up with things you don't want here. Spam. Scams. Harassment. Worse. You've seen what happens on platforms that don't moderate enough. You've also seen what happens on platforms that moderate badly. We're trying to do it right. One more thing. We're not perfect at this. We never will be. Sometimes the system will slow down on a post that didn't need it. Sometimes it'll miss something it should have caught. That's the honest truth. But the principle isn't going to change. Every post gets checked. Every flagged post gets a human. That's how a platform built on trust should works. Keep posting. Keep sharing flowers, sunsets, ideas, jokes, opinions, life. The door is the same for everyone. Good morning, friends. Jass & @Grégoire Vigroux

If today is barbecue day, then you definitely have to make something delicious! I’m leaving you here a super tasty recipe. This turkey meat is incredibly tender because it was marinated in yogurt and spices. I’ll leave the full recipe in the comments or in the description. Wishing you a lovely Sunday!