Tonight at 21:00 (the only timezone that matters), France formally begins its inevitable conquest of the 2026 World Cup against Senegal. Some "historians" in the comments might try to remind me of the 2002 World Cup, where Senegal supposedly beat us 1-0. Let me clarify this once and for all: 2002 was not a defeat. It was an act of extreme French philanthropy. We simply allowed them to experience a fleeting moment of joy on the global stage. It was charity, nothing more. But charity ends tonight. The 24-year-long joke is over. Order must be restored to the footballing universe, and the aristocratic hierarchy will be strictly enforced in New Jersey. Expect a masterpiece. You're welcome. 🐓👑🇫🇷










